Have you seen...?

I'm too lazy to make a the kind of poster that your supposed to make for lost pets (that and the fact that I dont have any pictures anyway sort of contributes too) But there are a few people who have fallen off the face of my social life. So for todays blog we have: Have you seen...?

Ceejay, also answers to Beagle- Have you seen this girl? shes not really that hard to spot. Morena, BIG smile, curly hair usually lugging around a red backpack. At times is also Boisterous, loud, screaming incoherently (though she has yet to reach my level of mastery in that particular field) If she likes you she will run up and hug you. Its rather cute really. Do not be afraid to approach even if ill-tempered. she may gnash her teeth and wrinkle her nose at you (or at least in your general direction) but as far as I am aware she does not have rabies. She runs around and hurts herself a lot so she may be sporting bandages in addition to her ridiculously heavy red bag. Missing for almost two weeks.

Chris- Have you seen Chris? Also not hard to spot. Big white ball of chinese sophistication. Has shrunk and cut his hair in recent weeks. Always immaculately dressed though is also often spotted wearing a red shirt with grey and white stripes over the chest. Likes to sing. Is very good at it. When not at home or with Ishee or Cy (see description for lost friends number 3 and 4 respectively) May be found in his natural mobile habitat. His car. he drives safely really he does. Do not be afraid to approach. He is not generally mean or violence oriented just extremely mataray. May spontaneously seem to be possessed by a large black woman. He suffers from a very specific form of turrets and can often be heard saying vagina repeatedly. Missing for several months.

Ishee, also reponds to Irish and brooha- Have you seen this brooha? Is easily identifiable by her long thick hair. It has been streaked relatively recently and now sports annoying bangs as well. Is often seen wearing skinny jeans, long shirts as well as large dangly earrings. May be found to be carrying large bags or tiny bags alternately, with a life expectancy of usually no longer than a month. Is often found in the company of Chris (see description of lost friend number 2) and almost always in the company of Cy (see description of lost friend number 4). Do not approach. Especially if she is writing something on a coloumnar pad. If you do approach her, she can communicate in english tagalog and bisaya but that does not necessarily mean that she will. It is highly probable that she will ignore you.Missing for about a week.

Cy, also responds to Chancho- Have you seen this girl? She has a cute nose. (have I never mentioned this before?) Bags may vary in size but she can always be spotted carrying books, folders and assorted papers around in the crook of her arm. Can be seen wearing tee-shirts and pants of assorted length. Has yet to be sighted wearing pokpok clothes despite her intermittent fascination with these creatures. May sometimes speak like a Chinese person with bad english and an airhead alternatley. She is neither. Is often in the company of Chris (see description of lost friend number 2) and almost always in the company of Ishee (see description of lost friend number 3). Is generally Omniscient regarding school matters and extracurricular affairs. Do not be afraid to approach. cy inflicted physical harm has yet to be documented. Missing for several months.

Anjo- Have you seen this boy? Recently had a haircut. Hair flippiness has gone down by 64%. wears black thick framed glasses and braces. He has been sighted without the glasses but the braces are pretty much stuck there. Is generally found wearing T-shirts and long shorts and white shoes. Is often found in the smocket though his companions often vary on a day-to-day basis. Makes rotational hand gestures when speaking, particularly when attempting to explain something. Is a self proclaimed nerd and often speaks in an intellectual if manner (if with a disorganized thought-process) when not cussing. Has been certified as 93% emo. Do not be afraid to approach. Toxins from cigarettes and alcohol may be transferable in the event that he bites you but we are certain he does not have rabies. Missing for over a month.

Hahai... I miss these people. I haven't really hung out with any of them in such a long time (see times at the bottom of each description) I see them relatively regularly but that doesnt really mean anything. I mean, I see this creepy dude who looks like Manny Pacquiao and A surly moreno version of Lloyd everyday but that doesn't mean I spend time with them (Well technically I don't know the other two-If I did I wouldn't have to call them 'Creepy dude who looks like Manny Pacquiao' and 'Surly moreno version of Lloyd' now would I?- so the spending time with them thing is purely academic but that's not really the point.) It's just been bugging me lately that I don't get to chillat (It's a dea word... hahaha... Onga I miss all my sci-hi friends sad... Except maybe Mylene because were roommates albeit in a state of FOFLAT as of the moment [its a mylene word hahahaha! inventing our own language...but thats for a whole other post] but that's for a whole other post) with my Manila best friends anymore (BTW I just saw Tara yesterday and were planning to watch Avenue Q together (another potential post!!!) so she's not on the list. And Im still detoxing from the CFA decor spree with Trish so she isnt here either)----> thats rather convoluted but basically, me miss me fwends and I owe you people 3 more posts... BUT!! Hell week first yes? :D

-prosepusher-